taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

rdjass:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

hail hydra

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

damaseas:

my biggest fear is being the ugliest one in the squad

kerlichildren:

My favorite CD’s <3

kerlichildren:

My favorite CD’s <3

kerli:

Neon Nymph. 
Pic by Brian Ziff
Cyber Gear by Marco Marco

kerli:

Neon Nymph. 

Pic by Brian Ziff

Cyber Gear by Marco Marco

There’s a little creepy house in a little creepy place.
Little creepy town in a little creepy world.
Little creepy girl with her little creepy face.
Saying funny things that you have never heard.

kerlikoiv-fanaticfans:

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